nonchalant table flip
For when you are only 0.10% done.
Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.
It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5.
This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then one day, he just didn’t turn up for work.
“Oh well”, said Bristol Zoo Management “we’d better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant…”
“Err no”, said the Council, “That car park is your responsibility”…
“Err no”, said Bristol Zoo Management, “the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn’t he?”…
“Err NO!”
Sitting in his villa in Spain , is a bloke who had been taking the car park fees, estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years…
Assuming 7 days week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million…
Fanbloodytastic…
and the award for worst film adaptation of a novel goes to…
the talented mr ripley!
i gave up half way through…the casting is just all wrong >.<
YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER
THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT
i didnt know zebras were that big
that zebras having none of your predator shit today
He’s chasing a fucking cheetah
But cheetahs don’t hunt zebras
wtf why do coconuts have milk like i dont trust fruits that lactate
the fluid inside coconuts is actually coconut water, coconut milk comes from the solid bit of the coconut when you grate it up and squeeze it
Tomorrow is April Fool’s Day
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
so it’s just like every other day oh ok
